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Assembly instructions

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Before You Start

Novices should read instructions
from start to finish
to avoid embarrassment later.

Ensure you are wearing
adequate protection
for the job at hand.

Power tools
are not required
but there’s no shame in it either

Designated two person assembly (two males pictured)
females may need
to adjust configuration to suit.
Any number may assist.
Spare dowelling plugs
are provided.

1

Unwrap all the parts; fold and retain
the packaging for later.  Check
all pieces are present, and in working order.
Familiarise yourself with them, feel
their heft, their quality; caress
the expert workmanship, the smooth
and supple finish.

Try to envisage
which parts will slot together:
this will assist you later.

WARNING: DRAWING NOT TO SCALE
RETAILER ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY
FOR FEELINGS OF INADEQUACY.

2

Insert part labelled A11 into slot E6;
lubrication may be necessary (not provided).

11

Here you are laid
on the floor and your
assistant is braced
against the wall and
- as this manoeuvre can be tricky – caution
is recommended.  Screw D1
tightly into A2.

17

Once the parts are assembled and adjusted
do not leave product unattended;
not suitable for children or
household pets.
Please retain manual
for future reference.
A bit of paper I found in the cupboard under my sink recently when I was having a clear-out. Parts of it were illegible due to a cleaning fluid spillage.
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ilyilaice's avatar
How inventive and, uh, stimulating.